me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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