Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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