I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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