all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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