the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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