I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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