marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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