you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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