theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
