The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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