we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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