I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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