oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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