I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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