Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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