tell your sister to shave her snatch
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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