Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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