u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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