I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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