Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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