He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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