We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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