It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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