at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You dont lie about slip and slides
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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