the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
