Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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