get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
only if we run a train.
done.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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