the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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