what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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