I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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