When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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