You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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