How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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