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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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