i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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