the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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