we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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