i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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