Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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