You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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