Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
