Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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