Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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