If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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