This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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