i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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