Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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