you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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