I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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