How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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