can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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