My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Hippo gnu deer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
