I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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