i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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