ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I see more hoeing in ur future
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