He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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